The bulletin from an across-the-pond firecracker sizzles the friend-to-friend-where-and-when on my main brain-frame. Now I’m a ten-notches-on-my-gun-butt kinda guy and I got obligations. I rocket the skinny to Greggie the Geek.
“Gotta ID the scribe,” I say.
“No can do. Bull’s eye’s in nonnative territory,” telegraphs GtG. “Fed Fuzz got laws sayin’ no easy foreign aid.”
I two-finger it back: “Ten-times-tens gonna be conflagrated.”
“Tell it to the justies,” he posits. “The bad guys got in-house story-rights.”
I pick up on the hiccup and chew over my druthers.
“Too late.” The Gregger doodles on my fifteen-inch. “Your popper just pulled the chord on his heavenly parachute. Nobody close. Looks like he’s soloin’ it to Paradise.”
So much for another notch on my gun handle. Of course, the go-out-in-a-blaze-of-glory Ali-Baba-Ally offed hisself so, far as I’m concerned, he can be counted as a nick since he’s on my bucket list.
I get out the trusty blade, sculpt ding number eleven on the butt of my roscoe and add another ten large to the tab for my next score.
Gationary:
brain-frame: n. computer.
firecracker: n. terrorist.
friend-to-friend-where-and-when: n. social media.
in-house story-rights: n. email privacy.
ten-times-tens: n. hundreds.